I'd love to say that it took me so long to post this blog because I just simply couldn't decide who was the best looking lady on the carpet but, really-- I just enjoy wine, and dinners and work outs and school. Well, no I don't enjoy school but, it does occupy my time. Hence, the late posting of this wonderful showcase of award show fashion!
The Oscars ladies and gentleman.
It's Monday, so screw it! Let's start with the worst of the worst. Here are my Worst Dressed at the 2013 Oscars.
Let's just start with Jennifer Lawrence so all of you can burn me at the stake.
So you loved the Dior Haute Couture? Great. I hated it. She looks old, and like she's ready for her wedding to the most boring man in the world. You flaunted your hot bod all over the screen in that awful braid
that has unfortunately become a trend, and now you're going to cover said bod up and what? Become a serious actress? Whatevs.
This is what happens when you fuck with Versace.
Why would you mess with a good thing Anne? This is your karma. This pink nightmare takes Tara Reid's nip slip to a whole new level. This is like nipples on parade, with no shame, in 70 degree weather, with a butch haircut, like headlights starting everyone in the face all-night-long. Lesson learned? I hope so.
Get a mother 'effin brush you cracked out vamp!
Kristen, I understand, you're too busy proving to everyone that your miserable and emotional and a serious actress. But, I know in your twenties your boobs aren't that saggy so let's hire a seamstress, alter that gown and steal a brush from your boyfriend. At least his hair is always on point.
Jennifer Aniston you wonder why you get the rap as the boring one?
Case in point. And to be honest, I am sure Justin isn't loving the vanilla flavor you're offering. Something tells me he prefers a little more excitement.
I guess I should do my good deed for the day, and bring you all back up right before you leave your office to head home for dinner and prime time trash T.V. So, let's finish it off with the best of the best in 2013 Oscar fashion.
Naomi, you do no wrong.
Reese Witherspoon shut-it-down in Louis Vuitton.
Zoe Saldana is an angel.
Amy Adams looks phenom in Oscar de la Renta.
Stacey Keibler on George's arm is almost too much for my heart.
Jessica Chastain in Giorgio Armani.
This is a freak accident. How in the world did this color, not manage to make her look washed out and awful? I have no idea. But, she looks to-die! Another old-school Hollywood glamour look executed flawlessly.
This was difficult, but my very best of the night had to be Halle Berry.
How stunning is she in this gown? I know her body is in-sane and often a distraction to many of us but, with this gorgeous structured sequin creation on her--you almost don't even notice her rockin' bod! All you see is head to toe perfection in every aspect of ensemble. She is having a mah-jor moment and I could not love it more!
The women really pulled it out for the Oscar's and I had so many Bests, I wanted to give a little "shout out". Sandra Bullock in Eli Saab, Jennifer Hudson in Roberto Cavalli, Kerry Washington in Miu Miu, Olivia Munn, Jane Fonda, Robin Roberts, Jennifer Garner and Charlize Theron all brought it hard and looked phenom!
Until next year my loves...